Dream > Reality................Fuck You Reality.
The ONE dream I remembered from last night would be so bittersweet that it made me want to cry when I woke up and it was over.
Ross: Yeah and so what if I like to go home, put on some Kenny G, and take a bubble bath?
Joey: We're 29. We're not women.
It’s always unfortunate when an attractive actors’ character dies in a movie.
Penny: We know that...Newton was one smart cookie. Is that where we get Fig Newtons?
I feel like the biggest idiot ever.
Yesterday after school I had the genius idea of rolling my car window down. When I got home I said to myself “Eh I’ll remember to come out later and put in up.”……..Biggest lie I have ever told myself. Unfortunately I didn’t come to this conclusion until I went out to my car today at 7:00pm…After it had rained heavily for the better part of the...
If you get annoyed by seeing someones tweets on your timeline, UNFOLLOW THEM! Don’t bitch about it and clutter up my timeline.
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything Live a boring life
Why does this exist?
@thatsbtown Why? Why is there a need/reason for a Twitter account for “That’s Bellefontaine for you”? I don’t understand.
Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: Let's do a headcount: A couple of master assassins, the demigod, a super-soldier, and you've managed to piss off every single one of us.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
My Body Temperature Thermometer
Have you been sitting in a fire?—-Did you create the Arctic? My body apparently doesn’t like any temperature between these two.
Today I realized I say ” I hate life” far too often. I don’t actually hate life. In fact I love life. Life is awesome. It’s just, at times, I hate some of the people and events that are in my life.
Greg: So Kyle do you like Gale or Peeta?
Kyle: Gale all the way. We all know what's going to happen to Peeta.
In my head: You think you know.
Cat vs Baby Gate. Who will win? →
This never stops being funny.
I’m convinced that my web browser and tumblr app on my iPod keep quitting unexpectedly because they care about me and are trying to help me kick my tumblr addiction…………..They should stop doing that.
Normal Couples →
nerdycommunity: Normal Couples: “You hang up the phone” “No, you hang up the phone” “No you!” “No baby, you first!” Peeta and Katniss: “You kill me” “No, you kill me!”
honestly for every single person who says, "I read...
Season 1 Episode 12 The Wedding
Lily: Honey, this magazine says more and more couples are opting to have nontraditional weddings out in the woods.
Marshall: Well, if a magazine says so, we should go get married in the woods like a couple of squirrels.
Lily: Squirrels don't get married, Marshall.
Marshall: Like you could possibly know that
Sheldon: Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She's interfering with my sleep, she's interfering with my work and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.
Leonard: Why should I do something? You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Sheldon: Yes, but you're the one who said "hello" to her when she moved in. If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.
Leonard: Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
Sheldon: I did! I told her, I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic Twitter, I even changed my Facebook status to "Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone"! I don't know what else to do!
Leonard: Well, what am I supposed to to?
Sheldon: I don't know, but if you don't figure something out, I warn you, I shall become very difficult to live with!
Leonard: You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy, fun-time Sheldon?
Leonard: I'll go talk to her!
50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in...– Sheldon Cooper, TBBT (via wheredidiparkmycar)
“Just a Game” by Birdy might be the most depressing song I’ve ever heard but I absolutely love it. It is so fantastic. Thank you to who ever decided to put it on The Hunger Games soundtrack.